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Funny Middle School Valedictorian Speech Funny Middle School Valedictorian Speech

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We know giving a graduation speech can be nerve-wracking, but it is also an exciting opportunity. You get to highlight the important moments that your class has experienced over the years. To make a middle school graduation speech, you should write a speech that thanks your teachers, parents, and peers and also highlights some important moments throughout the year. Your speech will be more memorable if you include a few jokes, quotes, or words of advice.

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    Greet the audience. A great way to start a graduation speech is by greeting the members of the audience. This includes fellow classmates, teachers, parents and family members, administrators, and the principal.[1]

    • You could say something like "Good afternoon Principal Jacobs, teachers, staff, family, and most importantly my fellow graduating class."
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    Introduce yourself. Although your classmates and teachers will already know who you are, some parents and relatives in the audience may not. For example, you could say "My name is Melissa Smith and it is an honour to have the opportunity to speak at our graduation."[2]

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    Reflect on your time in middle school. Think back on the past school year and your time in middle school. You could talk about your first day of school together and how you have all changed over the years:[3] For example, you could talk about lifelong friendships that were made, and lessons that were learned.

    • Encourage your classmates to always remember and cherish the good times you had together.
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    Highlight a few important moments that brought the class together. Tell a short story about one of these experiences.

    • For instance, you could say "During the fall charity drive, our class made history by raising over three thousand dollars."
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    Talk about the future. After you have reflected on your time together in middle school, you could talk about how these experiences have prepared you and your classmates for the future. Mention your nervousness about entering high school and meeting new people.

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    Thank those who made middle school a great experience. Before ending your speech, you should take some time to thank those people who made your middle school experience possible. This includes peers, teachers, parents, administrators, and staff.[4]

    • Say something like: "I want to thank the teachers, staff, Principal Nolan, and, of course, my parents for a wonderful Lemon Valley experience. Without your support and guidance we would not be where we are today."
    • You could add: "I would especially like to thank my classmates for making middle school one of the most fun and rewarding experiences of my life."
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    Create an impactful conclusion. The conclusion can be one of the hardest parts to write. You want to leave the audience with something meaningful. For example, you could end by wishing your classmates the best of luck in high school. Alternatively, you could choose to end with an inspirational quote.

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    Avoid using personal examples. As the valedictorian you are representing your entire class in the speech, not just your own experience. Avoid speaking in the first person as much as possible and try to share stories that are relevant to the entire graduating class.

    • For example, you should say "We will always remember when Mr. C. made a perfect dunk on the basketball court" instead of "I will always remember when Mr. C. made a perfect dunk of the basketball court."
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    Include a few jokes. You can elevate your graduation speech by adding in a few jokes to lighten the mood. For instance, you could poke fun at one of the teachers or tell a funny story that happened during class. Do not add too many jokes to your speech. You want to try and create a balance between funny and serious.

    • Avoid making insulting jokes that may offend someone in the audience.
    • You could tell a quick story that highlights a funny moment from the last year. For example, "Mr. D was so eager to come to school and teach us that one day he wore his shirt inside out."
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    Don't talk too much about individuals. Although it is important to thank your teachers and peers, you should avoid talking too much about individual people. For example, you may cause certain people to feel left out if you spend too much time talking about a few individuals.[5]

    • That being said, it is okay to give a tribute to someone if they deserve special recognition. For example, perhaps the entire graduating class had the same teacher. In this instance, you can mention that teacher individually.
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    Keep your speech between 10 to 15 minutes in length. People do not want to sit and listen to a thirty minute graduation speech. They will likely lose focus and only remember a few key stories anyways. The best graduation speeches are short and to the point. Keep your speech somewhere between ten and fifteen minutes.[6]

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    Add a motivational quote to the speech. Motivational quotes can help to give extra meaning to your words. They can also be used to help inspire your classmates. Search online for motivational quotes and choose one that is relatable to some experience or theme that you are building your speech around.[7]

    • Alternatively, you could choose a quote that was hung on your classroom wall and talk about how you can apply this quote to future successes.
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    Give a few words of advice. You can elevate your speech by adding a bit of wisdom or advice for your friends to take with them as they enter high school. The advice you give can be funny or serious, but it must be sincere.[8]

    • For example, you could quote a piece of advice from a celebrity commencement speech.
    • Alternatively, you could say something serious like "The journey ahead may not be easy, and most of us will stumble at some point. The important thing is that we get back up and keep working towards our goals and dreams."
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    Practice the speech in advance. Make sure that you say your speech out loud at least five to ten times. Practicing will help you remember the speech, make you comfortable saying the words, and ease some of your nerves. You can also try practicing in front of your family. This will get you comfortable talking in front of a group of people.[9]

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    Concentrate on speaking slowly and clearly. On the day of your graduation you will likely be nervous and talk faster than in rehearsal. The slower you practice the easier it will be to control your speed while giving the speech. Time yourself when you practice so that you have a general idea of how long it should take when you are speaking at a slow pace.[10]

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    Drink a glass of water before you deliver the speech. While you are delivering your speech, your mouth will likely become dry as a result of your nerves. Make sure to drink a glass of water before you deliver your speech. This will help you avoid getting dry mouth while you are talking.[11]

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    Make eye contact with the audience. In order to connect with the audience, you want to avoid staring at a piece paper the entire time. Instead, you should make eye contact with the audience. This will make your speech more engaging and entertaining for members of the audience. Try to memorize parts of your speech so that you can look up from your notes.[12]

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    Be confident and sincere. When you are delivering the speech, stand up tall and be confident in your words. Make sure that you genuinely believe the words that you are saying, this way people are more apt to pay attention and listen to the speech. If you stumble on a few words, that is okay. Just repeat what you said and keep going.

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    What's something good to include in my graduation speech for middle school?

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    What should I talk about during my speech?

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    Talk about a few important moments you've had with your class. Did your class go on any big trips together? Were there any notable athletic or academic achievements? Did your class participate in a successful fundraising drive, or plan a major school event together? You can use these to tie the speech together.

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    What if your nervous?

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    Practicing your speech can help deal with nerves. You should also take a deep breath before you begin talking to help settle your nerves.

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    What if you don't like speeches but you have to write one?

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    Start thinking about your speech well in advance. If you are really uncomfortable with public speaking, just keep it short and simple. Don't put too much pressure on yourself.

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    What do you do if you make a mistake in saying it?

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    If you make a mistake while talking, just repeat what you said and continue giving the speech. Don't worry about stumbling on your words. This happens to lots of people.

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    What a good ending for graduation speech when the school is closing down the next year?

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    You could try highlight some major moments in the schools history. Think bigger than just your graduating class. Perhaps you could find out how many people have ever graduated from the school.

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    What should you talk about for the future?

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    You could talk about working hard in high school and trying to achieve your goals. Alternatively, you could mention some of the nerves associated with change and then reassure your peers that you will always have each other.

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    What if my schhol doesn't want me to use student and teacher names

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    Talk generally about your teachers and classmates as a whole.

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    Does everyone have to give a speech at the 8th grade graduation?

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    Typically, only one person will give a speech. This person will be chosen because of their grades, or they will be voted to give the speech by their classmates.

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  • Stay Confident! Never let your audience think you are nervous or shy.

  • Keep the speech lively. Nobody wants to fall asleep at their own graduation.

  • It may help to take a deep breath before starting your speech.

  • If you ever have to look up, find a spot on the wall ahead and focus on it and pretend its only you in the room.

  • Type your speech in a large, well spaced font so you can read it easier without getting lost when you look up.

  • If you get nervous in front of a large crowd, focus on a trustable teacher and friend to look at most often. Make sure you don't just look at them the entire time.

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  • Make sure the content in your speech is respectful to all.

  • Do not chew gum while speaking because it may be difficult for people to understand what you are saying.

  • If you are going to tell a story or joke about an individual, you may want to run it by them first. That way you will not offend them during the graduation ceremony.

  • If you want your speech to be a surprise, do not practice with your friends.

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To make a middle school graduation speech, start with a greeting like "Good morning, everyone!" Then introduce yourself, since not everyone in the audience will know you. You can then share some of your favorite memories of middle school by talking about important things that happened or notable school events. Also, include some positive comments about the future, like how excited you are for high school. Before your time is up, thank those people who made middle school a great experience, like your teachers or principal. To learn how to add jokes or famous quotes to your speech, scroll down!

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